Goodbye apartment deposit

Life is a bitch.
Then you spill coffee on the carpet.

Drink a couple of beers before going to bed

Life is a bitch.
Then you get insomnia.

Damn you, ABC!

Life is a bitch.
Then they cancel Flash Forward.

Go to grocery shopping regularly

Life is a bitch.
Then you wake up and there is no coffee.

Leave the fork and go for a run, damn it!

Life is a bitch.
Then you gain 20 pounds.t.

Run to the basement

Life is a bitch.
Then you hear the tornado warning siren.

Don't have spicy food for dinner.

Life is a bitch.
The you wake up in the morning, after a dinner with panang salmon.